What a day!
I just accidentally deleted everything I had written, so here goes a quick rehash. Sorry for the lack of devotion here, but I am now annoyed. There's no order here, just read it.
1. Knocked over some baby oil in the shower. Nearly slipped and died. My feet are still oily and slippery, 10 hours later.
2. Held a massive slash in for 45 minutes during a meeting. Upon leaving the room I ran to the toilet and spent a whole 3 minutes pissing. It made me laugh, good thing no one was around to hear me.
3. Threw a snowball at my Dad.
4. Drove my car in a straight line, even though the wheel was fully locked to the right. Good thing there was no one around to see me.
5. I'm listening to The Flaming Lips.
6. I drew a face on my orange. I'll eat him in a bit.
7. I went to the pub with Paul at lunch. Had a pint of Coor's. This probably caused me to have trouble holding in my slash later in the day.
I can't remember the rest, but what a day!
What a day!

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