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"Can I Drive?"

by iandulley @ 2007-06-28 - 12:28:06

Today I took the plunge and opted to go "Pro". The only reason being that I needed to increase my storage from 10Mb to 1Gb. A hefty jump, if you ask me. This has also exponentially increased my bandwith allowance from 2Gb to 10Gb, not that I will need it. This "Pro" status has also removed those unfavourable adverts from my blog, which is always a welcome relief. The coporate machine will not make this putt. Jackass.

Lunchtime is rapidly approaching. It will commence at exactly 1:30pm by my watch. My watch just so happens to be set to the time sponsored by Accurist. It's a good 'un. This lunchtime will be spent working on my latest FruityLoops offering. Steven Paul Allen gave me some words of encouragement, so I shall definitely be enhancing the song as a whole. As a unit. I am thinking of adding some plinky plinky piano bits, but it's early days yet. I shall be posting the finished article later on if it gets done by the end of lunchtime play today.

I hate it when people say "Can this be done by the end of play today?". It implies that work is play, which is wholly untrue. People who say this should be taken out back and disposed of. Much like the people who say "Can I borrow you for a minute?". Or the people who sit at your desk when they are showing you how to do something computer based and say "Can I drive?".

Look here. I am not an item that can be simply borrowed. I do not drive a computer. I am a real person with real feelings, and this objectifying of me and my personal effects will not go unpunished.

I jest. I couldn't really care less about this "office speak". In fact I'm going to make up my own "office speak" just as soon as I can be bothered.

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