One last post for today, then my work is done.

I have unusual bowel movements, it's the honest truth. Some people claim to go once a day, once every two days, or once a week. There's one person that my brother knows and she can go for over two weeks without having a single poo. I find this to be an impossibility, of this you can be sure.

This is how I operate. Every morning I wake up at 6am to have a slash. This goes without a hitch, can't say fairer than that. Then when I rise for real at 7:45am I go into the bathroom to have a dump. This is my first of the day. It's usually a rather stodgy affair, with only a fraction of the cargo being unloaded from the main hold. I will then brush my teeth and have a shower. Always. Natch.

The next time I visit the facilities will be at work. This is usually around the 10-10:30am window. By this point things have loosened substantially and I can have an enjoyable poo. Normal service is resumed here.

Then I may have another one in the afternoon at work, depends if I want to waste some time. Other times I will venture to the loo to have a slash and this will then progress into a number two. It just catches you unawares. This is why I am an avid user of the cubicle, it's not preferable to start at the urinal and finish in the cubicle.

So then when I get home I will sometimes have a fourth poo. This is not uncommon at all, so don't be alarmed. I think perhaps I digest food a lot quicker than most, this might be one of the reasons why I get acid reflux fairly regularly. Too much digestion going on, must slow down.

It has been known, when I've been feeling a bit under the weather, for 5 or more poo sessions to take place in a single 24 hour time frame. Similarly if I am out drinking and get home in the wee small hours of the morning, I might have a pre-bed poo.

It's just how I operate.