Lifted from an MSN conversation with an ex-co-worker.

Michael says:

i'm sure i recall you abused an easter egg at woolworths, one of the nice £19.99 ones, with a good square punch from the top of the easter egg stack in the stockroom

Ian says:
oh but of course, i used to love sticking it to the man

Michael says:
poor overpriced easter egg

Ian says:
i once ate an easter egg as well

Ian says:
just because the box was damaged

Ian says:
i tucked into it and it was bloody lovely

Michael says:
all the tastier for being so wrong?

Ian says:
God yes