Here is a list of some of the things that I have done whilst playing "Grand Theft Auto IV". Some things were done in single player mode, whilst others were performed during "Free Mode" in online multiplayer:
1. Carjacked a truck and drove off with the owner clinging to the door handle. Braked hard so that he flew forwards. Slowly rolled over his head as a final act of indignance.
2. Ran myself over whilst going to the bowling alley on a date.
3. Got chopped into little pieces by helicopter blades whilst trying to board it.
4. Waited for the train to arrive and fill with passengers. Fired a rocket into it just as the doors were closing.
5. Jumped off the tallest building in the game, landing on an old woman. No one survived.
6. Crashed into a lampost whilst escorting a date to a restaurant. Date catapulted through windscreen. Drove off, leaving date to bleed to death.
7. Surrendered to Police Officer after hitting squad car. Accidentally pressed the "Stab" button. Backup Police Officers used a shotgun on my face.
8. Bought hot dog for $5. Ate hot dog. Killed hot dog vendor. $5 back.
9. Hailed taxi. Approached taxi. Shot tyre with pistol. Taxi driver annoyed. Shot taxi driver.
10. Picked up passenger. Drove towards cliff at high speed. Jumped out of car. Passenger falls to certain death.
11. Drove through flaming wreckage. Tyres on fire. Blew up outside hospital.
12. Knocked down lamposts because street was too bright. Changed mind and set car on fire because street was too dark.
13. Scored 180 in one turn at darts.
14. Just missed out on a turkey in bowling.
15. Asked someone out on a date. Stood them up. Went and got drunk with another person.
16. Drove past Police car whilst drunk. Got out of car and tried to run off. Fell over in a drunken heap. Police laugh.
21/05/08 @ 14:28