The Life of (br)Ian

In response to:How To Make A Crisp Sandwich

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:16:24 +0200

haha, love the fact you actually MADE the plus signs!

good job mate, love a crisp sandwich, but never really had any sauce or sandwich stuff in mine, MUST try! (usually just a crisp, butter, bread man)

In response to:How To Make A Crisp Sandwich

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 05:40:29 +0200

i just had my first crisp sandwhich and holy fuck that first crunch was so incredibly satisfying LOL

In response to:Stories From An Abandoned Mental Asylum - Part 1

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:10:26 +0200

hi yes nice story seems hard to belive tho i went there about a 2 months ago todays date 06/07/2009 and it was easy to get in! we walked around the perimeter and on the far left side we found a brick wall, so we found a wooden pallet an leant it up against the wall and easyily climbed over. the place was like construction site very hard to move around with all the ruble on the floor how ever there was buildings still standing. i am intrigued to go back as it was late at night and others wanted to leave before we got caught. although we did not attract any attenion at all! the place is very dangerous tho now with buildings half knocked down. please contact me with your stories or if you also interested in cane hill.

In response to:Stories From An Abandoned Mental Asylum - Part 1

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:02:23 +0200

In response to:How To Make A Crisp Sandwich

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 10:44:18 +0200

How do you make it without ketchup, cheese or bread?

In response to:Risky Roundabouts

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 07:27:24 +0200

How about improved signal timing? It’s inexpensive. It’s easy. It also reduces fuel consumption and traffic congestion. And energy-efficient light bulbs can greatly reduce the operating costs of traffic signals.
Carte di credito

In response to:How To Make A Crisp Sandwich

Thu, 14 May 2009 12:20:50 +0200

I like with butter Cheese and Branston Pickle the best, only the weak and feeble minded have it with just crisps

In response to:A True Story About Ghosts And Not Very Nice Situations

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 14:03:17 +0100

i'm a local girl.
i went up to baldhu the other day to have a gander, but its been converted into 'two luxury homes'...sick.
i beleive all the ghost stories although there isn't much content to back it up.
and billy bray... whats the deal with him, as far as i've researched he was a respectable preist, but there are rumours that he became possessed and drowned a baby whilst bapitising it!

In response to:High Defamation

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:57:08 +0100

Who is the girl at work that you had sex dreams about all the time? Was it the same one who offered you a spit roast? I often find myself waking up all excited and sweaty browed after dreaming about old 'Camel toe', as Mel used to her refer to as.

In response to:High Defamation

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 06:55:42 +0100

Who is the girl that you had sex dreams about all the time? Was it the same one who offered you a spit roast? I often find myself waking up all excited and sweaty browed after dreaming about old 'Camel toe', as Mel used to refer to as.

In response to:Great Success

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 01:30:57 +0100

I do very much miss watching Steve transform from the talk radio loving slouch to the uncontrollable jabbering menace to all those around him. It seems to occur shortly after the 2nd pint of lager beer has been consumed. Just so you know, I could have included some hyphons in this meesage, I just chose not to.

In response to:A True Story About Ghosts And Not Very Nice Situations

Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:22:28 +0200

what a bunch of pussies, the stories are ture I use to live next door to a vicar in Falmouth he told me all about it.

glad you got back OK, would be interested to hear the story about why she was pissed though!

In response to:España In The Works

Mon, 06 Oct 2008 01:40:33 +0200

Hey Ian. Keep up the good work with this site. I wanted to tell you I saw Damien Jurado on friday night. The show was in this unitarian church. 30 other people and myself sat in a very small room on church pews and listened to Damien for 2 hours. Best show i have ever been to next to sigur ros. Hopefully you'll get to see him on the tour for the new record, he's beyond incredible live.

In response to:Too Cool For Cumberville

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:17:51 +0200

excuse me ... but ... what the fuck is this site
i mean its awesome and all ... but ... why ??
your a random ass motherfudger ... and i like fudge
but you killed fudge for me
u beat it till it bled and died while screaming the name of the irish midgte at the race track i so often visit
anyway ... what the fuck

that is all x x

In response to:Moving On Up

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:05:03 +0200

I think you're being a bit unfair to M People, but no argument about Lighthouse Family.

Tom.

In response to:How To Make A Crisp Sandwich

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 10:39:49 +0200

very good but it would be nice if you done it without ketchup or cheese

but WELLDONE

fucking man

In response to:Peanut Butter

Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:41:38 +0200

In the city which I currently reside, Sydney, they have drive-thru Banks, Off-license's, Laundrettes and car washs. Crazy shit.

In response to:Things That I Have Done In GTA IV

Wed, 21 May 2008 15:28:07 +0200

You're having FAR too much fun there!

In response to:Peanut Butter

Mon, 19 May 2008 14:01:55 +0200

You can't go wrong with peanut butter M&M's!!

In response to:The Pee Cycle

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:32:01 +0200

are you unconciously following them or they following you to sort out some sort of penile pecking order ?

In response to:The Pee Cycle

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:30:27 +0200

Because you work in a really small office? :)

In response to:It's Too Early For This

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 15:33:26 +0200

drink plenty of water, lock yourself in a toilet cubicle for quarter of an hour, and snooze.

In response to:How To Make A Crisp Sandwich

Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:30:10 +0100

That was HYSTERICAL.

In response to:Kingfisher

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 15:53:03 +0100

i love u...

In response to:Via The Power Of Greyskull

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 13:54:17 +0100

I quite enjoyed it but then it might have been because, I was hungry beyond belief! Who knows... however, I did feel dirty and used after consumption.

In response to:Via The Power Of Greyskull

Wed, 27 Feb 2008 01:45:40 +0100

Hi,

aparently I have to tag seven people to do this thing so I tag you

a. list seven habits/quirks/facts about yourself
b. tag seven people to do the same
c. do not tag the person who tagged you or say that you tag “whoever wants to do it”

In response to:A Special Treat

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 11:27:22 +0100

I have a third option for the second picture, I think he is playing air guitar to the tune of some mid-1990s happy hardcore tune. The tune being only in his head, of course.

In response to:No Bees, No Honey, No. No Money.

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 14:44:26 +0100

That sort of thing has only happened to me in companies that then slid gracelessly down the tubes...

In response to:Merry Christmas From Mel Gibson

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:19:37 +0100

You will notice that I removed the link to the website that you were advertising. This is because neither I, nor Mel Gibson, suffer from back pain.

I never said Mel was homosexual, but now you mention it...

In response to:Merry Christmas From Mel Gibson

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 22:28:18 +0100

Apart from your Satanist/ Homo views about Mel;

You Will Have To Think About This,

* A famous writer once sent an unusual Christmas card to his friends. All it had printed on it was 25 letters
of the alphabet.

When some of the recipients admitted that they had failed to understand his message, he pointed to the letters on the card and said, 'Look! No L!'